just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
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