It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
