you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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