she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
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