some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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