First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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