i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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