its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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