But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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