So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
only you would photoshop your dick
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
