Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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