New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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