The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
The air was thick with penises
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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