5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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