When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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