dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
they need to just BURY HIM!
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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