I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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