Everything about him screamed your future.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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