Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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