my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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