im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Is Oprah even human
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
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