even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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