Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
These tits shall not be calmed
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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