and i looked up. we had an audience...
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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