we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
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