I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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