He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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