My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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