I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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