escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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