i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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