You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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