Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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