i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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