The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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