Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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