i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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