Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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