i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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