sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
You can't just leave with hair like that
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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