if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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