discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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