idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Come on in and take your pants off
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