I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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