now i know why i became what i already was.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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