We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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