I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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