I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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