Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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