i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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