let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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