Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Boobs speak an international language.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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