So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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