So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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