I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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